If you should happen to come in contact with this virus follow these steps:
1. Put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.
2. Order three drinks and after repeating 14 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
3. Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends.
Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that this virus already infects you and "work" already controls your life.